President Gore Announces Bold New Initiative

Tuesday, April 1, 2008
President Gore Continues Bold Initiative
President Gore arose today rested and hopeful, proclaiming in an early rose garden speech. “The world has turned the first of many corners”. He cited the standing ovation he received yesterday at the United Nations, and the resulting worldwide positive comments on his continued pledge to lift the planet from the burden of fossil fuels.

“The United States will continue its policy of investing in the future?.

“I pledge another trillion dollars for research. We have already created a million new Green jobs in America and by establishing this worldwide fund we hope to bring every nation, including those emerging from poverty, support so they may leap into the twenty-first century with the rest of us. This will bring world peace, save the ozone layer, and restore the proper balance to our beautiful planet. No longer must we worry that our great port cities will be flooded by the end of the century. I know, there will be some who will be reluctant to throw away those old chimneys, reluctant to give up their oil revenues, reluctant to move forward. But this must be done for America and the world.”

For the complete speech click here.

Chris Mathews, said “This is the President we wanted. This bold move reminds us of our great presidents of the past.”

There has been some Republican grumbling, in the house and senate, about the “enormous waste”...the deficit spending of a trillion dollars on hope and the factories of the future. “But, there are so few of them left in congress that this does not matter”, said Ted Kennedy.

The CEO of Exxon, Robert Bundle, said “The oilmen will not stand for this”. However polls show the nation is behind the President.

Said Chris Mathews. "Why wouldn’t the people be behind him. We live in a time of prosperity, peace and bold new change, and Bundle, he’s a dinosaur”.

On a sad footnote, George W Bush died last night of cirrhosis of the liver, brought on by his return to alcoholism after his loss to Gore in the 2000 election. Reports are few but it is said he died in his own juices, choking on his own saliva, bundled up and trapped in some brush. His father, former president George Bush senior, said “the family mourns... Poor Georgie, he could never measure up.”

The service for the former Texas governor will be private. “He will be put to rest in the Texas dirt he loved”

Posted by Deeply Imbedded at 7:01 AM